why say nip slip when peek-a-boob is so much better
i want to write the kind of short stories you read in english class that are on this weird level of surrealism that they still haunt you years down the road
i mean it’s crazy we finish each other’s
"Hey can u check if that milk went bad?"
*milk has leather jacket on smoking a cigarette*
"It’s bad alright"
"idris elba as—"
What the fuck